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MOUSE MATE
The Mouse Mate Is Only $1
I love you!
Here it is, the lovable Mouse Mate. "Shelby", the Mouse Mate, just wants to be loved. This adorable little critter makes the perfect gift. He's so cute and huggable you'll want to take him to bed at night. Carry Shelby around in your pocket, and no one will know you have a secret friend. Shelby loves to be groomed. Comb his hair. He loves to look sharp! For fun, give Shelby a different name, or make a home for him in your junk drawer. Also, fun in the tub. Remember, even if no one else really likes you, you'll never be alone again! Not with Shelby, "the Mouse Mate", as your friend. Shelby also has a variety of collectibles. When you're not constantly playing with your Mouse Mate, be reminded of your little companion with one of three fun products. So, don't forget to buy a Shelby the Mouse Mate t-shirt, mug, or light switch plate today.
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Care of your Mouse Mate
• Shelby is 100% Machine Wash Safe.
• Shelby needs no special environment, but feels most at home in a lint screen, a pocket, or a large belly button.
• Shelby requires no food, but does absorb Cheese Whiz well.
• Shelby is slightly moody. He prefers smiles to frowns, laughter to tears, and Gin to Vodka.
• When combing Shelby, you may
notice parts of Shelby coming apart in the brush or comb. No problem.
Simply, take the parts of Shelby that fell off and press them back into Shelby's body.
• The thing Shelby wants more than the pretend air that he breathes is your love and affection.
• Each Mouse Mate is slightly different in size, color and consistency. However, they are all called "Shelby" until his new friend — "YOU!" — renames him. Nonetheless, he still prefers the name Shelby to all others.
• Shelby and fire don't mix.
• Just remember if you follow these simple suggestions, Shelby will still be around to be your friend when you're old and gray.
The Mouse Mate is only $1
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